It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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