Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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