All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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