Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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