my vag is so smooth its legendary
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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