So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You ate ashes out of my bong
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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