You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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