Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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