Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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