i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
