when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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