North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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