this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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