I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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