everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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