Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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