Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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