Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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