I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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