But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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