I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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