the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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