so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
