i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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