How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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