I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She even gives head with a lisp.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
