Well apparently he's into motor boating.
where does the pee come out of this thing
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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