The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i believe in u and ur pee
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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