talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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