My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Randomize
