There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We just shotgunned beers for America
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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