It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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