Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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