Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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