ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The air taste purple.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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