Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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