yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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