While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
