And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
