haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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