"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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