my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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