she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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