So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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