THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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