Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
His hands were made for my vagina.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
