Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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