The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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