gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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