How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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