Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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