Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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