K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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