they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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